Dad is technically a vampire because he doesn't require much sleep. A few times in my life, he pulled all nighters just because he gets distracted by Youtube, A LOT. I've heard from a lot of customers at the restaurant claiming that Dad is like a vampire. They all say things like, "Man, your Dad hasn't aged a day," or "He looks the same way he did ten years ago," or "No wrinkles whatsoever, what's his secret?" First of all, Dad is at that age where he should have wrinkles, but he doesn't. His response to all of these "complaints" from the customers is that he doesn't drink. He has never drank a drop of alcohol in his life, not even at his own wedding. That's pretty darn amazing, which is why I vowed to never drink.
About a good two months ago, I was getting ready to go to school in the summer because I was teaching kids at the time, I see Dad walking in the hallway.
Me: "Dad! Why you wake up so early?"
Dad: "What are you talking about? I didn't even sleep yet."
Now this was at like 7am. Is your dad usually awake at 7am like it's nothing? That was just pretty darn derp because he spent all night watching singing competitions on Youtube. Later in the day, I checked up on Dad to see if he fell asleep or was sleepy, but he wasn't, at all. At that point, I came to the conclusion that Dad doesn't require much sleep.
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