Classic Dad: Part 4

Whenever I meet up with Dad to go home, I always show up late. Dad says 2:30, I come at like 2:40 sometimes. Before when I use to show up on time, the restaurant would have maybe a table full of people or two. As I open the door to walk in, my Dad would say, " WE CLOSE-ZY OKAY" and sometimes squint his eyes.

There are two reasons why Dad says that: one, to imitate my manager who says that a lot and two, to troll me. Dad has been doing that for a while that the other staff members are doing it too. It might feel awkward for other people to be greeted this way, but when Asian waitresses do this in a joking way, it's pretty awesome.

ONE MORE TING! Dad doesn't really have an Asian accent, it's like 25% or less of an Asian accent. But whenever I talk to Dad, we always use a fake Chinese Asian accent, or the exaggerated ones you hear on YouTube.